Oh my god Beyonce is everywhere
I’m being Beyonced
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One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced one another,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
One was blind and the other couldn’t see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout “hooray!”
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came and shot the two dead boys.
A paralysed donkey was walking by,
Kicked the copper in the eye,
Sent him through a rubber wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
If you don’t believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it too!
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why would you be sad when there’s someone like channing tatum in the world
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